1. Give God what's right -- not what's left.

2. Man's way leads to a hopeless end -- God's way leads to an endless hope.

3. A lot of kneeling will keep you in good standing.

4. Don't put a question mark where God puts a period.

5. Are you wrinkled with burden? Come to the church for a face-lift.

6. Don't wait for six strong men to take you to church.

7. We don't change God's message -- His message changes us.

8. WARNING: Exposure to the Son may prevent burning.

9. Suffering from truth decay? Brush up on your Bible.

10. Exercise daily -- walk with the Lord.

11. Worry is the darkroom in which negatives can develop.

12. Give Satan an inch & he'll be a ruler.

13. Be ye fishers of men -- you catch them & He'll clean them.